10 BEST-STRESSED PUNS OF 2014

January 1, 2015, Austin, Texas, USA
FOR IMMEDIATE RELIEF:

After months of exhaustive searching and researching, the “Bored of Governors” of the International Save The Pun Foundation (ISTPF) has finally separated the suite from the gaff and is ready to reveal their annual compilation of The 10 Best-Stressed Puns of 2014 (See list below).

Since 1978 when J. S. Crosbie founded the ISTPF in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, it has been a word-leader in the presentation and perpetration of worthy wordplay. Today this tradition is carried on threw out the cyber-sphere by members of P.U.N.Y. (Punsters United Nearly Yearly,) a closely affiliated support group spawned by the perspicacious punslingers of the O.Henry Pun-Off World Championships in Austin, Texas.

You can find more information on both groups on Facebook or follow #PunOff 2015, @leerlessfeeder, or @PUNY2015 on Twitter.

Ten Best Puns of 2014================================
The International Save The Pun Foundation proudly presents the
10 Best Stressed Puns of 2014 (In no particular ardor)

There are no good puns about pasta, other than a fusilli remarks.
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Shooting film inside a prison has negative con sequences.
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When our teen boys were learning to drive, my car developed quite a few dings and scratches.
I told everyone it had developed “Parkin’ sons disease.”
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I cooked a boring breakfast. Allow me to eggs plain.
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It’s true that abortion of our population has some
missed conceptions about birth control.
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Several states have passed laws legalizing both gay marriage and marijuana.
This makes perfect Biblical sense, because Leviticus 20:13 says:
“If a man lies with another man they both should be stoned.”
We just hadn’t interpreted it correctly before.
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Q: What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A: A tire.
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When I saw the depressed mathematician, I asked, “What sum adder with you?”
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Everyone thinks pregnancy lasts 9 months, but I’ve been told it’s gestate.
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And then there was the kinky burglar who would sneak into people’s bedrooms to give them a pedicure as they slept.
He was a clip toe maniac.
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CREDIT: The International Save The Pun Foundation (ISTPF) is a non-prophet collective of cooperative word butchers founded in 1978 by J.S.Crosbie. In his memory this Ten Best Puns list is annually perpetuated today by members of P.U.N.Y. (Punsters United Nearly Yearly) in Austin, Texas.
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Twitter: #PunOff 2015, @leerlessfeeder, @PUNY2015.

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