Judges 2014

Punniest of Show (POS) judges

For many jeers our judge panel was armed with votes ranging between 1-10 points. This would yield each contestant a potential high score of 40 points. In 2010 we added two more judge positions to the panel. Now the highest and lowest votes are discarded which still yields a maximum of 40 points per contestant. (Wasn’t that fun?)  Although it appears to be more fair, this new system doesn’t really make a tie vote any less likely. We really jest wanted to math with your mind.

Here come de judges!

Stan Kegel

Stan Kegel picture Dr. Stan Kegel didn’t invent the Kegel exercises, but he does exercise his readers’ laugh muscles while splitting their ribs and their funny bones with his daily humerus e-mailings on punny and funny subjects. Stan, who is returning for his 15th year as a Pun-Off judge, was honored as Punster of the Year in 2000 by the International Save the Pun Foundation and is a well-loved member of the PUNY Yahoo Group. Autographed copies of “The Ants are my Friends” a book of musical groaners co-authored with former judge, Richard Lederer, are available during at the event. To get more of Stan’s chokes and gags subscribe to “Puns” by sending a blank e-mail to: mailto:puns-subscribe@yahoogroups.com. Stan and Richard Lederer have also co-authored a pun-filled book for children, “Hilarious Holiday Humor”. punblished in April, 2013.  To subscribe to Stan’s joke list for children 8 to 14, send a blank e-mail to: mailto:jest4kids-subscribe@yahoogroups.com.

Jim Ertner

Jim Ertner Jim Ertner retired a few years ago after 41 years in the Navy shipbuilding business. He figured that, like the NASCAR driver whose wheels wore out, it was finally time to reTIRE.  Jim has competed in the Punniest of Show seven times, winning three of them (one first place and two second place medals.) All of the winning topics were animal-related. Coincidentally, Jim is the co-author with Richard Lederer of The Giant Book of Animal Jokes (available for sale at the O.Henry Museum and on http://www.amazon.com, and from the publisher http://www.stoneandscott.com.) Jim and Richard Lederer also had two more PUNderful children’s books published in April 2011, Wild & Wacky Animal Jokes and Super Funny Animal Jokes, and two more in April 2012, Cleverly Comical Animal Jokes and Rip Roaring Animal Jokes.

Alan Combs

Alan Combs Alan Combs has taught in the College of Pharmacy at the University of Texas since 1970 or forever – take your pick. The difference becomes smaller each year. Always exhibiting a lot of heart, he teaches cardiovascular pharmacology and toxicology. His current interests include the use of educational technology for teaching toxicology. In the virtuous world, Second Life, he is known as PunGently Writer in the Realm of Punsmanship, a kingdom inhabited by shaggy canids and related varmints. Alan and his son Brian also maintain a website Tarzan’s Tripes Forever.  It contains over 2,000 humorous “shaggy-dog” stories and a Google search engine to peruse the cumulation.  In honor of this collection, Alan was named Punster of the Year (P.O.T.Y.) for 2004 by the International Save the Pun Foundation. Few academic activities have given him the pleasure of this award and he continues to be thankful.

Cynthia MacGregor

Cynthiamacgregor_squrarephotoA former second-place Pun-Off winner, Cynthia is also a past honoree as Punster of the Year, as judged by the International Save the Pun Foundation. She hails (but never snows) from South Florida, and is honored to be on the esteemed (and steamy) panel of judges. CYNfully CYNtillating Cynthia MacGregor’s pun-filled book Betcha Didn’t Know is only one of the over 100 books Cynthia has had published. (You can learn more about this prolific author/editor and her books at www.cynthiamacgregor.com.) She has written song lyrics (check out her patriotic song “America Again” at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyJF4rvTo6w&feature=youtu.be), over a dozen one-act plays, almost all of which have had at least one production, and writes business materials, specialty material, and more. For two seasons she hosted and produced the TV show Solo Parenting, which aired in South Florida over WHDT.

Kirk Miller

2014KirkMiller_squareIn 2008, Kirk retired after 39 years in the IT world. He competed in Punniest of Show 9 times, winning first place in 2009, however it is Kirk’s first year as a judge at the Pun-Off. He likes to write limericks, especially with puns, for example:
People say my mind’s warped, that it’s bent.
Using lim’ricks to pun’s my intent.
When they say my puns stink,
What they mean, I do think,
Is my humor’s like me: a pun-gent.

“Incorrigible!” wife oft will roar,
When out from my mouth puns will pour.
So she says to my sons,
“Please don’t laugh at Dad’s puns.
It just will incorrige him more.”

To receive Kirk’s daily limerick (and others’ limericks), subscribe to a Yahoogroup by sending a blank e-mail to limericks_n_haiku-subscribe@egroups.com or partners_in_Crhyme-subscribe@egroups.com.

Bryan Wilson

Team Schmovie

There’s no confusing this Bryan Wilson for a Beach Boy… this city boy is having pun, pun, pun living it up in Brooklyn, NY. Bryan is half of the brains behind the punny new tabletop game, Schmovie: The Hilarious Game of Outlandish Films. (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00EG5QTBE) Schmovie has become a punster magnet, attracting the O.Henry faithful like moths to a game. On a daily basis, you can find Bryan scrolling through countless movie-themed puns submitted to the Schmovie play-along Facebook page, and creating custom, tricked-out Schquid trophies for its winners. Prior to founding Galactic Sneeze with his wife, Sara Farber, Bryan was an Art Director at BBDO where he created mouth-watering commercials for companies including M&M’s, Duncan Hines, and AT&T. Bryan’s favorite Schmovie is a horror film about a constipated ghost: Paranormal Activia.

Deann Landers: Timekeeper/Bell Ringer

Deann Alford pictureThis year marks the 21st anniversary of Deann Landers’ great achievement: Winning 4th place in PunSlingers at the 1993 Pun-Off. For the past 10 jeers or so she’s been arresting on her laurels as our belle ringer/ timekeeper, an awesome and awful task, up with which she’s very good at putting. Although the contestant hate to catch the clap from her gong, we always welcome her smile at the end of the judge’s table.

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