TODAY’S PUN – December 4, 2012

More daffynitions!

METRONOME: An urban-living dwarf who doesn’t miss a beat.

By Jim Ertner, P.O.T.Y. 2009, and co-author with Richard Lederer of The Giant Book of Animal Jokes


2 responses to “TODAY’S PUN – December 4, 2012

  1. Bill Zimmerman

    Oh. I thought that metronome was the downtown district of a town in Alaska.

  2. Or a dwarf driving a municipal bus.