TODAY’S PUN – NOVEMBER 12, 2012

Rejected book titles in the “E-Book” club.

TREATING INFECTIONS  . . . .  by Anna Septic

HOW TO DEAL WITH TURMOIL  . . . .   by Kay Ottick

HUMAN SEXUALITY . . . .  by Libby Dough

SOLVING THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT PROBLEM  . . . .  by Addy Yoss

Under the grand stands . . . . By I. C. Butts

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Read any punny books lately? Put their titles in the comments.

One response to “TODAY’S PUN – NOVEMBER 12, 2012

  1. Bill Zimmerman

    I thought that “Under the Grandstand” was written by Seymour – obviously a relative.
    Some more additions:
    THE MUST READ BOOK LIST
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    Without Warning: Oliver Sudden

    And the Other People: Allan Sundry

    You’re So Sweet: Mable Syrup

    Prevent Drowning: Buddy System

    Mineralogy for Giants: Chris Tall

    Why Cars Stop: M.T. Tank

    When’s The Revolution?: Millie Tant

    Tight Situation: Leah Tard

    How to Buy Old Furniture: Ann Teak

    MORE “MUST READ” BOOKS
    =======================

    Tyrant of the Potatoes: Dick Tater

    The World’s Best Recipes: Gus Tatorial

    Solving Crimes: D. Tective

    I Wuz Framed!: Gil Tee

    Trial Law: Tess Temoni

    Animal Illnesses: Ann Thrax

    What’s Your Invention?: Pat Tent

    All Alone: Saul E. Terry

    I Hit the Wall: Isadore There