Today’s Pun – November 13, 2012

Sample these left-over sweet Halloween boo-boos!

Why couldn’t Mrs. Dracula fall asleep?

Because of his coffin!

Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating?

Women can see right through them!

Contributed by Dr. Stan Kegel, P.O.T.Y winner, 2000

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One response to “Today’s Pun – November 13, 2012

  1. Why did the ghost get arrested?
    Because he was a shady character.

    The Pun lady