TODAY’S PUN – NOVEMBER 19, 2012

Star Your Monday with Silly Daffynitions!

Hypotenuse: The washroom upstairs is occupied.

Rubberneck: What you do for your mother after she has had a stressful day

Jacket: What you do to your car before you change a tire.

Deliberated: What happens when a woman gets married. – by Gary Hallock

Tireless: To have a car, but no tires.

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. . . Source: Stan Kegel’s book Profusion of Puns, Gaggles of Groaners.

One response to “TODAY’S PUN – NOVEMBER 19, 2012

  1. Daffynitions really add to flowery speech.
    The Pun Lady