Star Your Monday with Silly Daffynitions!
Hypotenuse: The washroom upstairs is occupied.
Rubberneck: What you do for your mother after she has had a stressful day
Jacket: What you do to your car before you change a tire.
Deliberated: What happens when a woman gets married. – by Gary Hallock
Tireless: To have a car, but no tires.
. . . Source: Stan Kegel’s book Profusion of Puns, Gaggles of Groaners.