Today’s Pun – October 16, 2012

The chiropractor is In and Will Feel You Now.

I was afraid to go to the chiropractor and my wife said I was being spineless. My back cracked so loudly my chiro said he had never felt such cri-spine-ness.

My chiro is really old. I think he dates to the thoracic era. He won’t give adjustments to women, that is, he won’t serve a gal.

I built my own chiro table. I bought the materials at a lumbar yard.

Contributed by Bill Crider.

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