The chiropractor is In and Will Feel You Now.
I was afraid to go to the chiropractor and my wife said I was being spineless. My back cracked so loudly my chiro said he had never felt such cri-spine-ness.
My chiro is really old. I think he dates to the thoracic era. He won’t give adjustments to women, that is, he won’t serve a gal.
I built my own chiro table. I bought the materials at a lumbar yard.
Contributed by Bill Crider.