Today’s Pun – October 30, 2012

Who is on the family tree of Vincent van Gogh?

His dizzy aunt ………Verti Gogh

His brother who ate prunes ……….Gotta Gogh

His brother who worked at a convenience store ……..Stop’n Gogh

His grandfather from Yugoslavia ……..U Gigh

His brother the magician …….. Where-diddee Gogh

His cousin from Mexico ……..A Mee Gogh

His Mexican cousin’s half brother from America ……..Gring Gogh

His nephew who drove a stage coach ……..Wells-far Gogh

His constipated uncle …….. Can’t gogh

His dancing aunt …….. Tang Gogh

His uncle from the Audubon Society …….. Flamin Gogh

His positive thinking aunt …….. Way-to Gogh

His bouncing baby brother ……..Po Gogh

His disco dancing sister …….. Go Gogh

His brother with a sore back …….. Lumbay Gogh

his trailer travelling aunt ……..Winnierbay Gogh

his long lost father  ……..There Hugh Gogh

One response to “Today’s Pun – October 30, 2012

  1. His most favored son who was also his best advisor…Gogh Toguy.
    His cousin, the baseball player … Gogh Ahead Run.
    His uncle the sailor…Gogh Aweigh.
    His adventurous sibling… Gogh Forit.