Let’s play with some daffynitions!
CORONA: Person holding the title papers on an automobile.
WINDSHIELD WIPERS: Snakes who fail to survive the winter.
FORENSICS: Two numbers that add up to ten.
These are a few daffynitions by Gary Hallock, who has a million of ’em! Follow Gary on www.punsr.com. What is your favorite daffynition? Add it to the comments.