Today’s Pun – September 17, 2012

What’s your special line of work?

How to Play. 

1. Take the name of a specialist,
2. Add a single letter at the beginning of the specialist name,
3. Define the new word.

Jim Ertner, Punster of the Year, provided us the following :

who delivers for the Mafia: mobstetrician 
who doesn’t know what he’s doing: losteopath
Arabian hearing specialist: saudiologist
who listens to sole music: Ipodiatrist
who treats Santa’s broken ankle: northopedist
who’s paid in continental currency: eurologist
who keeps a Kardashian healthy: Kimmunologist
Ethical specialist who does extractions: moral surgeon
who checks pupils at the police academy: coptometrist

5 responses to “Today’s Pun – September 17, 2012

  1. Who does sub-par heart surgery: Scardiologist

  2. Who amps up Barbie’s hormones? Kendocrinologist.

  3. Who won’t do wiring for just anyone: Selectrician

  4. Who’s a star in the Lone Star State: Texotic Dancer

  5. Whose routine puts a spell on you: Hexotic Dancer