Today’s Pun – September 11, 2012

Let’s play with some daffynitions!

CORONA: Person holding the title papers on an automobile.

WINDSHIELD WIPERS: Snakes who fail to survive the winter.

FORENSICS: Two numbers that add up to ten.

These are a few daffynitions by Gary Hallock, who has a million of ’em! Follow Gary on What is your favorite daffynition? Add it to the comments.

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